{"product_id":"kiss-my-ass-keychain-funny-beaded-60516","title":"Kiss My Ass Keychain, Funny Beaded Keychain, Snarky Gift, Handmade Adult Humor Keychain, Sarcastic Accessory, Rude Gift for Friends","description":"\u003cp\u003eShort. Direct. No notes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe “Kiss My Ass” beaded keychain is a handmade statement piece for anyone who’s done explaining themselves. Part of my Cursey Keychain Collection, this design delivers unapologetic attitude with a side of humor — perfect for keys, bags, or wherever you want your mood clearly communicated.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach keychain is handmade using cubed letter beads spelling out “Kiss My Ass,” accented with colorful beads and finished with a sturdy metal split ring. Lightweight yet durable, it’s ideal for everyday use and guaranteed to get a reaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Details:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eText: “Kiss My Ass”\u003cbr\u003e\nHandmade from start to finish\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterials: Cubed letter beads, accent beads, durable cord, metal split ring\u003cbr\u003e\nLightweight and easy to attach to keys or bags\u003cbr\u003e\nReady to ship in 1–3 business days\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFriends with strong boundaries\u003cbr\u003e\nCoworkers who are over it\u003cbr\u003e\nFans of sarcastic, adult humor\u003cbr\u003e\nAnyone who enjoys bold handmade accessories\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes politeness is optional.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Saturnalia Design Lab","offers":[{"title":"Orange","offer_id":47638398337265,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":47638398370033,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink","offer_id":47638398402801,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Green","offer_id":47638398435569,"sku":null,"price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0676\/9449\/3937\/files\/il_fullxfull.7504774902_rehi.jpg?v=1767369794","url":"https:\/\/saturnaliadesign.com\/products\/kiss-my-ass-keychain-funny-beaded-60516","provider":"Saturnalia Design Lab","version":"1.0","type":"link"}