Give the ultimate gift of pettiness. The “My Last Fuck” Beaded Keychain is a handmade dose of attitude — perfect for when someone’s really earned it.
Part of my bestselling Cursey Keychain Collection, this keychain features white alphabet beads with black lettering that spell out “My Last Fuck,” accented with colorful beads in your choice of palette. Each one is hand-strung and finished with a sturdy split ring, ready to hang from keys, backpacks, or tote bags.
It’s the perfect gift for friends, coworkers, or that one person who’s pushed you past your limit — funny, cathartic, and delightfully petty.
✨ Details:
Text: “My Last Fuck”
Measures approximately 5 inches in total length
Materials: Glass and plastic beads, durable cord, metal split ring
Handmade with care (and a touch of justified rage)
Available in multiple colors
Ideal for keyrings, bags, or as a novelty gift
🎁 Perfect For:
Friends who appreciate sarcasm
Coworkers who need a laugh
Exes (if you’re feeling extra)
Anyone who’s officially out of patience
