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Fuck This Shit Keychain – Funny Beaded Keychain, Bestselling Snarky Gift, Handmade Keychain, Adult Humor Gift, Sarcastic Beaded Keychain

Fuck This Shit Keychain – Funny Beaded Keychain, Bestselling Snarky Gift, Handmade Keychain, Adult Humor Gift, Sarcastic Beaded Keychain

Regular price $7.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $7.00 USD
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When life’s just a little too much, this keychain says it for you.

The “Fuck This Shit” Beaded Keychain is one of my bestselling designs from the Cursey Keychain Collection — a handmade declaration of pure exasperation and humor. Whether you’re gifting it to a coworker, friend, or keeping it for yourself, it’s the perfect reminder that sometimes, the only reasonable reaction is… well, this.

Each keychain is handmade using white alphabet beads with black lettering that spell out “Fuck This Shit.” It’s accented with colorful beads for a fun, expressive finish and attached to a sturdy metal split ring — ready for keys, bags, or backpacks.

✨ Details:

Text: “Fuck This Shit”
Measures approximately 5.25 inches in total length
Handmade with glass and plastic beads on durable cord
Attached split ring for easy use
Ships in 1–3 business days

🎁 Perfect for:

Anyone having “one of those days”
Coworkers who appreciate dark humor
Friends who speak fluent sarcasm
Adult humor lovers and collectors
Handmade with care, sass, and just the right amount of chaos.

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